February 5, 2011

Chotchke Killed In Crossfire



Piso Mountain, HJ - Former staff correspondent Woody Chotchke was killed Saturday morning by crossfire on the northwest side of Piso Mountain during stage 17 of the Brumm-Pococcio War. Chotchke was interviewing Private Elbert Pococcio when a stray can of tuna fish struck Chotchke on the head and killed him instantly. Then Chotchke briefly came back to life, but died again a few seconds later.

Funeral services were held at Ruso Bar & Pub, right before trivia Saturday.

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