DEAD
From Top Left: Joel Joelson, Gubber Fegman (Unknown), William Bill (Re-Killed), Pete Muskie, Unknown, Rory Corcoran, Colten Pock, Unknown
None of these losers will be missed.
- Staff Lead Correspondent T. Bibswitch
February 28, 2011
Rainbow Kills 8
Breaking News from HQ this morning as Staff Lunatic Oscar Rainbow has struck again. Thought to have been locked away in a rubber room, Rainbow escaped late Sunday night according to Ollie Venkman. Rainbow snuck into HQ around 4 AM and offed 4 sleeping staff members, one already dead man (Bill), and three unknowns that were apparently hanging around HQ in the middle of the night. While the method of slaying is yet unknown, it is believed Rainbow killed them all via foot odor.
DEAD
From Top Left: Joel Joelson, Gubber Fegman (Unknown), William Bill (Re-Killed), Pete Muskie, Unknown, Rory Corcoran, Colten Pock, Unknown
None of these losers will be missed.
- Staff Lead Correspondent T. Bibswitch
DEAD
From Top Left: Joel Joelson, Gubber Fegman (Unknown), William Bill (Re-Killed), Pete Muskie, Unknown, Rory Corcoran, Colten Pock, Unknown
None of these losers will be missed.
- Staff Lead Correspondent T. Bibswitch
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