Staff editor Oscar Rainbow was fired Monday evening in an attempt by the Jerk to distance itself from the accused foot odor killer. Rainbow has had a checkered past, which includes countless slayings, two trips to O'Shoogie insane asylum and a heated argument with a ladder that resulted in the abduction of Flip Derner (Kleppitch Times, May 19, 2010).
Staff dictator Emmitt McKenna said the firing was "permanent" and that all of Rainbow's socks were confiscated and burned. No plans have been made to hire a replacement.
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