February 9, 2011

Bill Family Acts Quickly; Philium Hired



With the sudden death of a family favorite, the Bills wasted no time getting another of their own hired. Philium Bill will take over William's old responsibilities as staff snow blower, becoming the second Vartuchian in Jerk history.

Philium comes from the highly-regarded Blayshore School of Mustard Studies.


- Correspondent Xavier Bill

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