January 21, 2011

Ziqwontavian Hired



Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of Wong Ziqwontavian as Staff Toaster Oven. Ziqwontavian, who worked for rival blogs Feathersmadeasmelly.blogspot.com and Capolostinklediary.blogspot.com, will be responsible for heating breads and Didier Muffins™, as well as burning envelopes and stamps during the coming Mailman War of 2012.

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