For the 4th time since the inception of The Jerk, Oscar Rainbow has checked into a mental facility for what doctors are calling "a lack of perception of what is real, and what is poo." Rainbow has apparently been on the downfall for several months now, as it has been discovered he stopped taking his pills in early November.
Rainbow (Insane)
It was apparently decided by the up and ups at The Jerk that the time had finally come to re-check in Rainbow when he was spotted with his pants on his head and no underwear on, roaming the 5th floor cafeteria singing "God Bless America."
It is not currently known when Rainbow will be deemed safe for a return to everyday work here at the blog. We offer him our most mediocre of condolences.
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