December 17, 2010

Staff Peanut Hired



A shocking development Friday afternoon as the Jerk announced the hiring of Pete "Peanut" Muskie as Staff Peanut. Muskie will oversee all peanut-related matters, including peanut war peace treaties and the production of Lil' Peanut's first rap album, Shell's Bells.

- Correspondent Vicky Kreimeier

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