December 17, 2010

Venley Quickly Eliminated



Sal Venley, hired as Staff Flat Screen TV early Friday, was killed a little later-than-early Friday by flying possum. Venley, who was the front-runner to fill the spot of Napubleian in the 2010 election, left behind a picture of a microwave and his goldfish, Trudy.

Let's not dwell on Venley's death and instead just move on with our lives.

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