Hey Jerk Poem of the Week

"Poo!"

- Chester Wiggles

Poo.

Poo can be brown, poo can be green,
Poo can flung to make one unclean.
Poo can be smelly, poo can be gross,
Poo should be what everyone values the most.

Poo - its what we do.

Poo is enjoyable to all who move bowels,
Poo comes from bears, and lions, and owls.
Poo comes from humans, poos come from dogs,
Cats try to poo, but usually make logs.

Poo - its what we do.

So when you think "Hey, I might have to make!"
Think to yourself, should I go in the lake?
Because if you make in a toilet near you,
You'll be upset, because thats not optimal doo.

Poo - its what we do.

Oh no! Its almost here now, I feel it poking out,
If I dont find a spot, my hole's going to blow out.
Ahh! A shady spot behind an oak tree nearby,
Thank Goodness! That poopy smelled terrible, oh my!

Poo - its what we do.

Now be a nice girl, and cover it with dirt,
So walkers by dont smell it and squirt.
And next time you leave home without trying to doo,
Remember that poopies will happen to you.