Staff Murderer Hired

The Jerk has made an unprecedented move this fall morning, hiring on a Staff Murderer for the first time in blog history.

Omfbo Phui


"I'm gonna kill alot of people around here" said Phui, previously unknown in these parts of the country.

While the motive for hiring Mr. Phui is not understood, one thing is for certain: Phui is here to stay, and several other Phui's are on the way.

- Renfro
- Cyrus
- Comboobamo

- Staff Correspondent Cheecho Q.