September 15, 2010

Pock Put out of His Misery



Olin Pock's life has ended, according to his cousin, Genquin, who took the 53-year old off pock-support.

"I ran in there, screaming, and pulled the plug on that ranch dressing-head," said Genquin. "After I pulled the plug, I stole the mashed potatoes and the bed pan, took off my clothes and ran into the parking lot, screaming."

Genquin expressed interest in the assistant to the Glenn position, Olin's former post, though his only experience is in fingernail sales.


- Staff correspondent Jineffria Hangy

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