September 8, 2010

Martin Hired



Staff editor Capolo kept it in the family Wednesday evening, personally approving the hire of his uncle, Coolie Itch Martin, as Staff Pimple. Martin, who was born with a rare butt-face disease that hampers his ability to speak to artichokes, will "use his pimples for good, not evil," according to Martin's lawyer, Lawyer Caulfield.

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