E. Rainbow
"I ain't like those other loser Rainbows on staff - I eat dead people. And I'm an elephant."
That was all Rainbow had to say on his hiring, but other staff members were clearly not pleased with the hire.
"What the hell do we need an elephant for?" said Staff Leader Fat Neck Glenn.
This makes four Rainbows currently on staff - a number many employees are starting to feel uncomfortable with.
"They're trying to monopolize HQ, and will surely attempt a hostile takeover" noted Staff Aschermann, Nedkey Bopoo. On a side note - Bopoo is scheduled to be killed in the next week or so.
- Staff Correspondent Cheecho Q.
1 comment:
that's really, really disturbing.
really.
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