Citing "weight problems" around Blog HQ, Blompton hired a world renowned dietician, Schmooble Fonchonski.
Fonchonski
"I've been doing this for over 4 hours, and I plan on using my experience to whip this staff into potatoes" said Fonchonski upon being notified of his hire, effective immediately.
In particular, Fonchonski will be targeting Oscar Rainbow and Ernie Berman for rapid weight-loss programs. He claims to have a secret to his success in the field - Poo.
"Poo makes the difference" said Schmooble.
Please joing us in welcoming Schmooble to the staff and in hoping for a leaner, meaner group of staff members in the near future.
- Staff Urinal Greg Gregson
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