July 6, 2010

Pompelios Didier'ed

Cotton and Rockwhay Pompelio have been Didier'ed, according to newly hired Fido Didier.

"I gave em the old one-two-didier, so you won't be hearing from them again, unless you believe in reincarnation" said Fido.

Pompelios (Dead)


Such ends a pathetic reign for the Pompelios as CEO and Assistant to the CEO, during which they left four doody marks on the 3rd stall from the left in the 4th floor mens lavaratory, but little else. At this time, staff members will meet and come to a vote as to who the next CEO here at the Jerk will be. Early polling has an O'Schmallfoot with a nearly insurmountable lead.

- Staff Poo Man Poopot Jones

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