Quah Dead

Former staff model Eddie Quah was killed by a falling potato Thursday morning, according to a slab of butter with knowledge of the situation.

Quah (Dead)



The potato fell nearly four stories and instantly killed Quah, named the ugliest staff member by a panel of roosters. It is not known at this time who dropped the potato, but the smart toenails are on staff editor Capolo.

- Staff Loser Chung Fonway