Mass Hiring - A First For The Jerk

In a surprising move, Fat Neck Glenn has made the Jerk's first Mass Hiring. Mass Slayings have become the norm around blog HQ, but never a Mass Hire. That all changes, and it changes now.


Oboe Jones - Staff Orchestra


Teddy Pinecone - Staff Tree


Chung Fonway - Staff Dead Person/Staff Loser


Winnegar O'Schmallfoot - Staff Youngster


Eddie Quah - Staff Model


Please join us in welcoming these valuable new members to the staff of The Jerk on this momentous day in Jerk history!

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons-Sanchules