July 6, 2010

One Didier Perishes, Another Arrives: The Didier Machine Strikes Again

In typical Didier Machine Fashion, a new Didier was produced early this morning, just a few days after Tifko Didier was found dead in a urinal at Hey Jerk HQ. This disturbing news of course lead to the hire of said Didier - Fido.

"My name's Fido Didier - and Im gonna do things in the toilet around here!"

That was all Fido had to say on his hire as Staff Didier Machine Operator.

Fido Didier


In addition to being hired, Fido also wanted to let fellow staff members and readers know that he does not wear pants - ever.

" I don't wear pants."

Please join us in welcoming Mr. Didier to the staff, even if his existence may only last a few days. More Didiers to come.

- Staff Didier Man Beau Fimmons

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