Gus Rainbow Makes Name, Kills Last Known Sanchules

In a heroic moment for The Jerk, the Rainbow clan, and all of humanity, Gus Rainbow killed off the last known Sanchules - Todd Sanchules. The method of slaying is unknown at this time, but initial inspection of the Sanchules body indicates that it involved a cleaver and some Murray Rainbow urine.

Sanchules (Dead)


Sanchules, after being hired on as Staff Court System Leader, did absolutely nothing in his months on staff. Keeping with Hey Jerk tradition, he sat around, rarely showed for work, and used the HQ toilets extensively. His most remembered act will be clogging the 3rd stall of the 4C lavatory with a recently killed Didier.

Sanchules will not be remembered, and no funeral will be planned. His remains will be served in the cafeteria on Thursday during regular lunch hours.

- Beau Fimmons-Sanchules