July 13, 2010

Frozengard Fired



Hey Jerk has announced the firing of hobo Chuck Frozengard. Staff Leader Fat Neck Glenn said Frozengard was let go "for stealing office supplies and inciting more than three brussel sprout fights within a calendar year."

Frozengard will remain on payroll for the remainder of the year until he can pay back the thousands of dollars, and dozens of raccoon feet he owes the blog.

A new hobo had not been announced at press time.

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