July 14, 2010

Glenn Makes Shocking Hire

Fat Neck Glenn, Staff Leader, has made a shocking hire, bringing on Olin Pock to be Assistant to the Glenn.

Pock


"There's just too much work to do for one leader around here, and I knew that Pock was available," said Glenn.

Pock, recently fired by rival blog Fonchonski.blogspot.com, has a long history of being horrifying looking, and of upper-decking staff toilets. Reaction from the staff was not positive.

"This guy is terrifying" said Fido Didier.

"I hate Pocks" said Plooble Fonchonski.

Regardless, Pock is now on staff as Assistant to the Leader. Please join us in welcoming Olin.

- Staff Olin Pock, Olin Pock

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