Staff editor Oscar Rainbow responded to staff hobo Chuck Frozengard's pooing and subsequent declaration of war:
"Frozengard was brought in as a favor to a bullfrog named Dennis. He's easily expendable, and we've already started interviewing candidates to replace him as staff hobo. Plus, we interviewed a toaster oven to replace our old toaster oven, Peter. As for the fecal incident, I've finally washed it all off, the corn was hard to get out of my beard, but I got it all. Some time in the next few days my camp will retaliate with mayonnaise. That's all I have to say at this time."
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