Frozengard Declares War on Rainbow

Chuck Frozengard, mostly useless Staff Hobo, has formally declared war on editor Oscar Q. Rainbow via a doody.

"The man stinks," said Frozengard, "and I won't put up with it anymore. Someone needed to doo on him."

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Rainbow has not yet issued a response, but Jerk War 2010 has definitely begun. Sides will be chosen in the coming weeks, and alien mercenaries will most likely be hired. One thing is for sure - lives will be lost. Check for stunning updates daily only at The Jerk.

- Jerk War 2010 Correspondent Julio Buckelberger