Blompton Makes Fourth Hire

In response to the recent Chico Lind suspension, Staff Bob Blompton Bob Blompton has been quick to strike in hiring a replacement.

Fielder


"Cecil bring experience, gas, and blubber to the table. This proved to be an invaluable combination when going through the interview process. Although we didn't interview anyone." said Blompton.

Fielder will take on the role as Staff Cecil Fielder. Look for a weekly Fielder photo here exclusively at The Jerk.

- Staff Cecil Fielder Correspondent Shensen Queh