June 14, 2010

Barrold Ossining Dead



The last-remaining Ossining died early Monday as Barrold was offed and then used as a garnish in a cream of mushroom soup by staff assassin Pal Fimply. Ossining, like his brother Barry, was hated by all staff members and will be forgotten by lunch.

1 comment:

Murphy said...

good to hear Ossining is dead. everyone was tired of that loser.