Blompton Makes Second Hire in Less Than a Week

Bob Blompton, Staff Bob, has made another hire. Blompton hired on Goonf Gonfgin to be his personal assistant, according to Remmy Artichoke.

"Goonf brings absolutely no experience to the table, and has a lightning bolt for a head" was the statement released by Blomptons camp.


Gonfgin


In addition to being a widely known poo thief, Gonfgin is also an O'Schmallfoot supporter. Rainbows camp is expected to respond to the hire.


- Staff Gonfgin Correspondent Flooeesa Pooso