May 13, 2010

New Ticket Established



Oz Seckinway and Bennett Pompelio have joined forces "to take down the Fonchonskis once and for all," according to the duo's campaign manager, Corvitt Kepshaw. Seckinway's career in politics goes back to the early-1960s when he was Head of Rabbits for the Capolo Administration. This is Pompelio's first political venture, though he does own a copy of former Secretary of Scratching Arnold Qwine's book What Are You Doing In My Laundry Hamper, Young Man?

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