May 16, 2010

Capolo Reportedly at O'Shoogie



Staff correspondent Golly Bernird reports Capolo has checked into O'Shoogie Asylum after the Hey Jerk editor's pants were stolen Sunday afternoon.

"I've had those pants since the war in '43. I can't live without them," Capolo said through his attorney Nandaway Bwon.

The pants, blue, could not be reached for comment.

1 comment:

Roger said...

that's where the young man belongs.