Wallysen Pooed On; Jed O'Schmallfoot Makes Name

Wally Wallysen has been pooed on by Jed O'Schmallfoot, and has subsequently run away.


Wallysen




In his place, Jed O'Schmallfoot has taken over as Staff Mogul.

"I'm not going to change anything around here, besides offing some people and hiring some Pinecones." stated O'Schmallfoot.

O'Schmallfoot, new Staff Mogul




Please join us in welcoming the reign of the O'Schmallfoot.

- Staff Correspondent Godfrey Filibuster