May 24, 2010

Bower Loses Limbs, Rolls Away

Bower, entrant in Decision 2010, has lost his limbs and subsequently rolled away, according to Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons.

Bower (Rolled Away)


Bower, an early entrant into the race and a frontrunner at one time, will no longer be around to be part of The Jerk in any way.

- Staff Correspondent Beau Fimmons

2 comments:

Bobby Feathers said...

I'm scared of that photograph.

Vern5 said...

I am also uncomfortable looking at that photo.