April 24, 2010

Two Die in Explosion



Murray, who was running for Staff Somebody against Emmit Braybush in a winner-take-all election, died in an explosion, late Friday evening.

Rocco Frompley also died.

According to staff dentist, Devito, neither will be missed.

1 comment:

Derwood said...

Someone needs to blow the whole thing up and try again. Start with those wacko editors, Capolo and Rainbow. Those two are going to end up hurting a bunch of mice or collecting people's ears or something.