April 25, 2010

Bill Queh Sr. Hired



Hey Jerk has hired Bill Queh Sr. to supervise his son, Bill Jr., a recently-appointed staff dance instructor.

In an unorthodox move, Queh Sr. has hired Sal and Al Pepano as his personal assassins.

"In case I need to get rid of anyone, especially my son, who has a problem with stealing hot dogs," Queh Sr. said through his interpreter, coconut.


- Correspondent Mindy Roundhead

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