April 26, 2010

Rainbow Goes Rogue, Seen Fleeing in Pickles Uniform

Staff Editor Oscar Rainbow, known for his terrible fecal deposits and insane ramblings and murders, has gone rogue. He was last seen in his former "Atlanta Pickles" adult baseball uniform, sitting in the bleachers at a local elementary school at 3 AM. Mr. Rainbows career Pickle stat line is as follows:

5 Seasons
160 At Bats
4 Hits
3 Caught Stealing
2 Pick Offs of Fat Guys leading off of First
0 Innings Pitched, 5 Pitches thrown, One hit batsmen, one nearly murdered Pickle First Baseman
Career .053 Batting Average

Rainbow


In response, The Jerk has decided to embrace Rainbow in his time of insanity, and have given Rainbow a dual role as Staff Editor and Staff Insane Baseball Player. Please offer your congratulations to Mr. Rainbow on his newest endeavor.

- Staff Correspondent/Baseball Man Ed Xomcheese

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