April 12, 2010

Paul Paulfield Jr. Hired



Paul Paulfield Jr., the son of recently-slained Paul Paulfield, has been hired to take over for his late-father as staff Paul Paulfield.

Paulfield Jr. will retain squirrel, Derrick, but let the can of anchovies leave via-free agency.

Several cans of tomato paste will be interviewed to fill the cabinet position.


- Staff correspondent Nat Murphy

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