Glenn Eaten

Abner Glenn was eaten by a lawnmower and perished for the third time in 2010.

Glenn was expected to lead a family revival, but he wandered onto the front lawn of Murray Klonsin, and died along with several blades of grass, a fire ant hill and an empty bottle of Citricrud soda.

No funeral has been planned, though Glenn's body is expected to be loudly disposed of in the Hey Jerk garbage disposal, early Monday.

The disposal, 4, had no comment.