Cunkhull
Chlembhat 16, Qwumbian and former Staff Computer Technician, was found slain this morning in his hole outside Jerk headquarters.
Chlehbhat 16
While motive is not yet known, it is believed that the general hatred between Qwumbans and Zerbakians was the cause of the slaying. Cunkhull is not speaking on the matter, but did have this to say:
"Look at the qwumbian. His legs formed a H."
Look for no investigation to ensue, but instead, an interplanetary war to begin.
- Staff Alien Man Ed Xomcheese
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