Staff Hippo Man, Squib Cotillion, rumored to be one of the staff members killed in the massacre at headquarters, Tuesday morning, was found with just a minor head cold and a half-eaten salami sandwich.
Cotillion will continue to monitor the blog's hippo population and is urging any hungry staff member to come by his office and have a bite of his sandwich.
"It's just a really, really good sandwich," said Cotillion. "$15 per bite, though."
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