January 22, 2010

Staff Meteorologist Hired

In light of all of the recent slayings\firings, the Jerk deemed it necessary to hire some new blood into the organization, and began this cycle with the hire of respected weatherman Rocco Frompley, Jr. Mr. Frompley was previously employed by the competition (now bankrupt) and is very excited to be a part of the growing Jerk product.

" I can't believe it!!! This is a lifelong dream come true, second only to the Schmombo-Quinkley brawl of '87!"

Nothing else to see here.

Rocco Frompley Jr.




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