BERK COUNTY - The reading glasses of Shonsen Pepano Jr. were found at the scene of the former Hey Jerk staff photographer's gruesome toothpick-stabbing murder. Pepano Jr., who won two Erniger Feetley awards for his work at the blog, was stabbed with more than 100 toothpicks by an unknown assassin on the evening of January 20 and died shortly after, according to Berk County police chief Vern Wayshore.
"He could've taken 95, maybe even 96 or 97 toothpick wounds, but 100 was too much," said Wayshore. "We're searching 24 hours a day for our main suspect, but the tendency of this bureau is just to blame someone and get it over with."
Wayshore said the top blame targets are Hey Jerk editor, Capolo, Wayshore's mother-in-law, Cora and the starting left wing for the Berk County roller hockey team, Mick Rooso.
Pepano Jr's funeral, originally scheduled for January 24, was cancelled due to lack of pastrami.
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Rooso did it
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