*** BREAKING NEWS - RAINBOW "HYSTERICAL, INSANE, MUMBLING"***
Staff contributer and co-founder was abruptly asked to take an indefinite leave of absense today, after speculation amongst blog staff began to grow about whether or not Oscar was mentally sane. After screaming "Glenn lives!" for the larger part of an hour and streaking around the office in a walnut, the authorities were contacted and Rainbow was taken to the asylum. In a hysterical state, Rainbow vowed "Ill be back in about a half hour."
This is the last known picture of Rainbow. His leave from the blog is indefinite but will most likely be over in an hour or so.
1 comment:
All of this information is false.
Nothing further until my lawyer, pickle, is briefly briefed in his briefs.
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