January 21, 2010

Hortense Found Dead



Former staff arachnid artist, Hortense was found dead early Thursday morning. Hortense, a staff member for nearly 12 hours, apparently walked underneath a loafer and was flattened instantly. She leaves behind a husband, Stan and several uneaten grasshoppers.

1 comment:

Aaron said...

good riddance. I hope they all go down with her.