The Jerk staff is proud to announce the hiring of Hortense the Tarantula to the much-coveted position of Staff Arachnid Artist. She primarily prefers the Crayola carnation pink crayon but has been known to utilize sienna brown and sea foam green on occasion.
Hortense comes to us from Alton Greebury's tattoo parlor and has a degree in the Arachnid Arts from the University of Georgia. She is the mother to 1,018 children and is excited to be joining the team. Hortense was overheard saying "While I may only use three colors and am not particularly electronically savvy, I think I'll make a great addition to staff of The Jerk."
See staff listings for photo of Hortense. Welcome to the staff!
1 comment:
You guys are a bunch of hacks. Nobodies. They should've never fired the Glenn youngster. At least he had penguins.
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