Ploop Jr. hired, eliminated

Ernest Ploop Jr., son of Ernest Ploop and daughter of Jeanine Li and apricot, was hired early Saturday morning, then eaten on a nice, sesame seed bun.

Ploop Jr., son of Timothy and Gail Boddicker (1934-1955), was a starting small forward for the Indiana Pacers and eventually starred in the 2002 play Death of a Salesman's Camry.

It's the first Ploop family hire since Arthur Ploop was brought on as staff turnip in the late-1990s.

"No, that's not true," said Arthur Ploop.

Ploops Release Band's First Publicity Photo

Left-to-right:
Horatio Ploop (lead guitar, lead vocals), Toots (hum, whistle, bass guitar), Boris Ploop (drums, harmony vocals)

Ploops: The Ultimate Collection for sale

Every album recorded by The Ploops is now available in one collection!


PLOOPS: THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION

1979 - It's Time For A (Steaming Pile of Ploops)
1982 - She Blinded Me With Dishwashing Detergent
1985 - Assault With a Deadly Slipper
1989 - I Think We May Have Run Over That Squirrel
1994 - (Countin' On) The Mud People
1998 - At A Healthy Distance From The Ploops
2005 - Salami Boogie
2012 - All Of The Ploops Were Eaten By A Giraffe

* Available on CD, cassette or vinyl record *


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