Showing posts with label pine cone named Robert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pine cone named Robert. Show all posts

May 3, 2012

Woman Eats Sandwich

Breaking news out of the Petunia/Crugg camp as campaign director Brenda L'Shon has eaten a ham sandwich, according to a counter top familiar with the situation.

It's the 17th ham sandwich L'Shon has consumed since the beginning of April, which breaks the Norris County record and automatically qualifies the 33-year old for the 2016 Lettuce Olympics.

During her weekly speech in a kiddy pool in her backyard, L'Shon thanked a pine cone named Robert.