Glenn Put On Probation

Pip Glenn, son and co-assistant to staff leader Fat Neck Glenn, has been put on probation effective as soon as the results from a nostril depth test are returned to headquarters. The probation will not affect Glenn's role in the recently-released film Glenn Under Siege: The Shmoof Lintardo Mutiny Story, and he'll remain as driver/celery man on the Glennwagon.

Claymore Brought on Board

Fetus "Feety" Claymore has been hired as staff dummy, effective as soon as the three-year old completes a nostril depth test. It's the first child hire since the Rocco Frompley Catastrophes of '09.

Claymore's assistant, a fettuccine noodle named Darren, was also added to the staff.