Hey Jerk officials have finally filled the role of Walter Scout by hiring Clarence Nakahama, according to a brillo pad containing tap water near the situation.
Nakahama will take over for Edwin Kwon, who in November, 2012 retired and moved into a refrigerator in the apartment of Doris Lee.
Nakahama, besides being in charge of Walter/Walt recruitment, will also have a sculpture made of hot dogs of himself outside Jerk headquarters.
"It's truly a great day for hot dogs," said hot dog, 25.
Hot dog bun, 28, declined comment.