History has been made again at the Jerk as Zizz-45 has been hired as Staff Paper Towel. Zizz-45, the first member of the planet Sumbly to receive a staff position, brings with him over 20 years experience in the cleaning supply industry and nearly 10 years of experience in the Lawnmower Insult industry.
Zizz-45 spoke through his translator, Translation Jackson:
"Clerp fynish. Sink Blubbish."