Service For Hire

Hey Jerk Industries, Affiliates, and Conglomerations would like to announce a new business venture. The HJ staff has entered the "Ainting" arena.

HJ Team Van

List of services provided by HJ Ainting Staff:

- Bulldog removal
- Pecans
- Castration
- Notary Services
- Mail Delivery
- Szechuan style cuisine
- Murder
- Durly related inquiries
- Ainting
- Pie toss
- Toe
- Vegetable Steaming
- Murder

Please call our pleasant and hygienic staff at 800-KILLDURLY.

It is our ever-going honor to serve you!

- Staff Mule Donkey Face Nelson