One dark and farty day Big Nose Larry was snooping around town sniffing a baby licking the concrete you know NORMAL stuff people do.
Larry was kicking trees when suddenly he farted it smelled like broccoli so he did it again. By the next day the was a whole entire company with exactly 72 people working there named I Farted It Smelled Like Broccoli So I Did It Again AND guess who was the manager yep I don't know if you guessed it but I'm gonna just assume you did - it was Larry...
By the next week Larry's company had taken over the entire world but Japan and guess what Larry was at a hospital in Canada in a fart coma. One man in Japan named Garfwin Digglehart farted it was so so so so so soooooooooooooooo big and long that the whole earth could hear it it even woke Big Nose Larry up from his fart coma! The legendary fart smelled so much like broccoli and it was so strong that it saved the entire planet from fart takeover some even say the legendary fart is still going somewhere out there in japan. What happened to Larry you ask well no one really knows...
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