"All Hail!" - Nort Fong Jr.
"Who?" - Bob Feathers
Swift and immediate retribution was made today when Dustin Durly, 39th editor of Hey Jerk Magazine, was slain.
Durly (DEAD)
"I did it." - Nort Fong
Durly was found decapitated at his 3rd floor cubicle. His head was found perched in the 89th floor women's restroom.
"He was a good looking man - its a shame. I saw him there as I evacuated my bowels, and quite honestly became aroused!" - Norma Zest - Accounting
Durly has been named the 17th Dead Editor in Hey Jerk history by President Rainbow. He will oversee all dead person related posts.
- Staff Correspondent Doodoo Deedee
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